Grant is sleeping, he starts to get agitated, really squirmy, his face turns beet red. I think he's going to wake up ready to feed. But wait, he ate only 45 mins ago. Did he not get enough to eat? Is my milk drying up? Did I not drink enough water today? Have I not consumed enough calories to produce the milk my growing son needs?
Then he farts, he farts loud, and drifts back peacefully into dream land.
I laugh.
When does farting become gross? When we know better, I guess.