He loves to tell jokes.Tom and his wife Mary go to the fair every single year. And every single year Tom asks Mary if he can go on a helicopter ride and every year Mary says, "No Tom. The helicopter ride is $50. $50 IS $50 you know." Year after year it's the same answer "$50 Is $50 you know."
In Tom's 72nd year of his life, the pilot of the helicopter ride overheard the conversation and tells Tom he'll take him and Mary up for free as long as they don't say anything. If they speak during the ride, they would have to pay $50 after they landed. They have to absolutely silent. Tom is overjoyed!
As the helicpter touched ground after the flight the pilot comments how surprised he is Tom and Mary were able to be so quiet.
Tom responds "I almost spoke up when Mary fell out, but $50 IS $50 you know!"
My Grandpa, the comedian.
4 comments:
oh grandpa and his jokes. ha ha ha. miss you!
It's so fun to see you blogging again! I laughed at this joke, then had to share it with my mom. She laughed too. Hope everything is going well for you!
awesome post.
sloppy joe,
sloppy, sloppy joe.
I'll make sure never to ride with Tom. $50 is $50. How the heck are you anyway. It's good to see a few more blog posts from people.
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